Actual working Time Machine Tent Trailer for sale in Carp, Ontario

OK, I lied... it's not a "Time Machine" exactly. But would you believe it's a "Good Time Machine?"
As evidence, look at all these people having fun despite enough rain coming down to make Noah wonder if the ol' Ark's still seaworthy! Must be because of the trailer. Would you like to own a trailer that makes every camping trip awesome, even when it's raining? Then you should shoot me a message because we're selling this beauty!
Still soooo many good times left in 'Scamper 3' but we had an opportunity to upgrade and had to bite on it, so she needs a new home. It's a xxxx Dutchmen model xxxx... 12 foot box and By Jim, she's mint boy!
Love to camp but got somebody in the family who hates sleeping on the ground? Gotcha covered lad! How about a king sized slideout on one side and a queen sized slideout on the other? You're kidding!!! Nope, totally serious! And comfy? Man, fugeddabowdit! It can't get better... or can it? Yup, it can because it's also got a 'U'-shaped couch (!!!) that becomes yet another bed, this one a Twin! And what the Heck, let's double down with a dining table across the hall that becomes a single bed! Soooo many beds!
She's got a cute little fridge that works just great and for those cold fall camping nights, a furnace that'll keep you nice and toasty. But what about when it's hot and muggy? Gotcha covered there too, because this beauty ALSO has air conditioning!!! Whaaaaa?!?!? That's CRAZY AWESOME!!! Too much awesome, almost!
But wait: how can I cook all that food in the fridge, you ask? Come onnnn... you kidding me? Of COURSE it comes with a gas range! One that you can use inside (we never did) or out! G'wan with you, silly person!
How's the canvas, you ask? Mint, son, mint! And clean. You'll love it.
Tires and bearings? Just replaced the tires a couple of years ago and they're beauty -including the spare! And I just had the bearings serviced 2 weeks ago at Stittsville Trailers so there ya go!
As pop-up's go, she's a big 'un but you can easily tow it with a minivan. But not a Honda Civic... even if it has the heart of a champion.
Imagine a whole camping trip with NOBODY complaining about sleeping on the ground, getting wet, "I'm cold", or "My back hurts". Heaven, right?